Daisy the Curly Cat: If I Had Thumbs
I have examined my paw very closely and realized… I do not have thumbs! In fact, NONE of my paws have thumbs. This is quite an oversight because if I had thumbs, there are many awesome things I could do.
If Harley had thumbs, he could be a great artist instead of just a scribbler. He is a creative genius, but has no pen control.
You might think I would use thumbs to get into the treat jar, but you would be wrong. I get many, many treats every day. No need to get them myself! I considered using them to take over the remote control for the TV so I could watch cartoons every day. Cartoons are nice!
But then it came to me… I would use my thumbs to become a card shark! This would give me a great advantage because no one would ever suspect a cat. See here, these cards are No Good.
Let me just dig through the deck…
I could perform a sleight-of-paw trick. Nothing up my sleeve!
Ta-da! Well What do you know, I have a Royal Flush. Read ’em and weep.
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