Year End Review
Hi, everybuddy! A couple of weeks ago I told you all the things I am thankful for. This does not mean that my Mommeh is perfect. In fact, it is time for her year-end review!
Here is my special review form. I must think very carefully, because I am a fair kitteh. Mommeh, I will grade you on a scale of one to four paws.
Here are your grades:
Giving Treats on Demand – You only get TWO paws. I do get treats, but not EVERY time I ask for them… even when I ring the treat bell!
New Toys Daily – Your grade is ONE paw. Even though I have lots of toys, a new toy every DAY would be best.
Time Spent Petting Me – Mommeh, you get THREE paws here. I get lots of pettings, but my pettin’ time is interrupted when you leave the house. Please stay home 24 hours a day.
Play Time Together – You score ONE paw. I do not always feel like playing, but you should ask me if I want to play a game. Every hour.
I am very sorry, Mommeh, but you need improvement in every area. I still loves you though.
Have you had your annual review yet? How do you stack up?