Daisy the Curly Cat flips for YEOWWW! catnip toys
I have many obligations, and one of the functions that I take very seriously is Official Toy Tester. Today I have cleared my busy schedule in order to test these YEOWWW! Catnip Toys, and provide you with my test results. I know, this is a difficult and challenging task but I take it on willingly. No need to thank me.
Here are the test subjects: Cigar, Banana, Rainbow, and Pollock Fish. I am ready to begin. Can you tell how much I am concentrating? Laser-sharp focus, I have it!
READYSETGO!!!!! Oh my goodness, all this catnip has gone straight to my head and I’m afraid my scientific objectivity has gone. But these toys are GOOD! Watch out for flying rainbows!
Which toy is my favorite? I cannot decide! This Pollock Fish is nice…
But then again, a girl can always enjoy a nice cigar. Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em! And by smoke, I really mean chew it up, slobber on it, kick it around, or just enjoy the catnippy aroma. I do not advocate REAL smoking. And anyway, I am Not Allowed to play with matches.
Just in case you’re thinking Harley would be better behaved with the toys, you are incorrect. As you can see here, he’s trying to play with the Rainbow without letting go of the Banana. Toy hog!
My final verdict: these toys rock! YEOWWW! Catnip Toys, thank you for making my dreams come true.