Daisy’s tips for a coal-free Christmas

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Are you ready for the holidays? Christmas is one of my favorite days of the year, on account of it is a special day where I get lots of toys and treats. But did you know that Santa Claws keeps a list of all cats and dogs, and he writes down if they have been naughty or nice? I am pretty certain that the nicer you are, the more presents you get! But I see a little problem with this system… sometimes I do bad things, but I still want to get lots of presents. Do not worry, I have worked out a solution for you!

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See, if you act naughty all the time, you might end up getting a bag of COAL from Santa Claws. Coal is not a good present to receive (unless you have some steaks to grill but you forgot to buy any charcoal). But I think that the important thing is for Santa Claws to believe that you are a Good Cat. So you have two options to ensure you wind up on the Nice list:

  • You can act bad most of the year, but straighten up and fly right in the week or so before Christmas. Santa Claws is really busy at the North Pole most of the year making toys, so he doesn’t have time to keep a close eye on all the children and dogs and cats in the world. As long as you act good when he’s making his list, you should be okay.
  • Or, if you accidentally do some bad things very close to Christmas, just make sure you do them when no one (especially Santa Claws) is looking. Santa is pretty old, so I am pretty sure he goes to bed after the evening news. You can do some bad stuff after that time and your place on the Nice list should still be safe.

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I hope my advice will ensure you have a happy holiday filled with love, happiness, and many, many bags of treats.

 

 

 

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16 Comments

  1. and the benefit of doing your bad stuff after the evening news is that it won’t be on the evening news (at least that evening).

  2. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 15, 2014 at 9:00 am

    Hahahahaha! You make an excellent point!

  3. I just hope it helps many cats get more presents!

  4. I’m not so sure about this being good for Santa Claws thing – Binga is bad all the time and she still gets gifts!

  5. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 15, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    Maybe Santa Claws was too busy making toys to notice? Binga is lucky!

  6. daisy….eye wish eye had theeze tipz last week coz werd on de TT streetz iz ….eye am gettin…BURD SEED

    🙁

    meowloz two harley

    tuna of moon ♥

  7. Daisy I love and miss you. How wonderful to see your advice to us.

  8. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 16, 2014 at 9:26 am

    Burd seed? Oh noes!

    I do not think it’s too late to change Santa’s mind though!

  9. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 16, 2014 at 9:26 am

    Katie, we miss you, too <3

  10. Thanks for the great tips Daisy. We needs to start working on being good as Christmas is getting close. We hopes at Santa’s advanced age he has a bad memory and will forget the bad things we has done if we are good from here on out.

  11. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 17, 2014 at 9:19 am

    He probably also has bad eyesight!

  12. Great tips, Daisy! We especially like the one about Santa going to sleep after the evening news. We never knew. 🙂

    Hugs!

  13. Daisy the Curly CatDecember 17, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    Glad to help!

  14. I sure hope so maybe he didn’t realize it was me that stole Tuiren’s food and then barfed it all up. Paws crossed I can pass for a beagle. Mommy gets us confused sometimes which is silly since I am a cat, but maybe Santa will too. ~Scylla

  15. I like Santa. I hope he brings all the good hoomins and critters treats!

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