Daisy’s tips for maximizing your Halloween treats
Besides choosing your costume, one of the most important parts of getting ready for Halloween is selecting your Halloween treat bag. I hope you have not already gotten your bag, because I have some important advice to keep you from making a dreadful mistake. See this bag? It is NO GOOD, on account of it is way too small! This candy corn bag is cute, but the goal on Halloween is to get as many treats as possible, so you obviously need a much bigger bag.
The only good thing about this bag is that it is soft-sided so it can expand to hold more… sort of like my belly. Also, it says “Trick or Treat” so everybuddy will know to put the treats inside. Let me go find a bigger bag.
Aha! I believe this bucket is much better.
Let me just check the dimensions to make certain… this bucket will hold at least eleventy-four squillion treats. That should be enough to last for at least a week or two (if I ration carefully).
I cannot wait until my Halloween pumpkin is filled to overflowing with my favorite treats.