Harley tells all
Is this thing on? Ohai! You were probably expecting to hear from Daisy today. But guess what? It’s me, HARLEY! Since Daisy calls me the Harleymaniac, you might think I am one crazy cat. Well, I am. But I like to do other stuff, too. Today I’ll tell you some important things about me.
One of my favorite hobbies is playing with toys. I say the more toys, the better! I recommend you fill your toybox to the brim with toys. Playing a lot will help you have strong muscles, like I have. And when I’m busy playing with my toys, I’m keeping out of trouble and not bothering Daisy. Even though chasing Daisy is fun, too.
Another thing about me is that I LOVE eating treats. As Wimpy said, “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Greenie today” (or something like that). The good thing is that since I spend so much time playing and running around, I can eat a lot of treats and still stay in shape.
An active mancat such as myself needs lots of rest. Lucky for me, I have this comfy bed to relax in. This bed is named Max. It is a donut bed. I don’t know why it’s called a donut bed, because you can’t eat it. And also, there’s no icing. Or, maybe you’re supposed to eat donuts in the bed? I don’t really know. Sorry.
Here is the last, and most important thing, I would like to share with you. It is a big secret, but I guess once I tell you it’s not a secret any more… unless you don’t tell anyone. I have a GIRLFRIEND! Her name is Molly. I can tell that Molly is very smart because she wears a lab coat. And she’s very, very beautiful! Do we make a cute couple?
Molly, I hope you enjoy getting hugged. And bunnykicked.
Do you have any questions for me?