Some cats are not ready for romance
Did you all have a happy Valentine’s Day? I enjoy any day that celebrates love. Did you know that I was in love once? It was with a special cat named Skeezix. He had to go to the Rainbow Bridge, but I have lots of special memories of him, as well as this beautiful catnip heart he gave me one year. My brother Harley has never had a girlfriend. Harley decided that he might be ready for romance, and he asked me for some assistance.
The first step is looking sharp. I selected this Valentine necktie so you can tell that Harley is businesslike but also has a playful side. Lookin’ good, Harley, but something is missing…
This catnip cigar is just the right touch, and now he looks quite distinguished. I believe the girl cats will soon be swooning for Harley!
But wait, what’s happening? He has reverted back to the Harleymaniac! Harley, can’t you act mature for even ONE minute?!? No girl has time for that.
Sorry Harley, I tried my best to help you. I hope you will be happy with your catnip cigar for companionship. Better luck next year.