Waiting for Santa Claws
I am very, very excited and happy because there is less than one week until Santa Claws will be here! Even though I am not married, I am wearing a Mrs. Claws suit today. Can you see the diamonds on my belt buckle? I think my fur-trimmed dress almost matches my real furs!
Luckily, I have been a very, very good kitty so I am almost certain that Santa Claws will not bring me any coal.
I do have this special bag for coal though, just in case. Somebody with a name that rhymes with “Barley” might be getting some coal… on account of he is a maniac.
Santa, you can land your sleigh full of toys and treats right here, okay? I am waiting!
Oh and Barley… I mean HARLEY, I will put in a good word to Santa Claws for you… just to be safe. And I promise not to tell anybuddy that your beard is fake.
Is everybuddy ready for Santa Claws to arrive?!